Maybe I'm starting to like animals and it's making me uncomfortable...
Maybe I have some bbq sauce and peanut butter stuck in my nose from the food fight last night because that's all I can smell today...
Maybe David Hasslehoff's "Hooked On A Feeling" music video is a guilty pleasure of mine...
Maybe if I owned a fancy, fancy camera I wouldn't know what to do with it...
Maybe I have a stack of 20 blank notebooks that I can never seem to get rid of. Maybe I just really like them, okay.
Maybe I'm jealous of Sally...
Maybe I'm getting the sneaky suspicion that delivery boys and gas attendants have an undeniable attraction to me...
Maybe I'm bored.
